A good dad joke is great at one thing: making everyone around you groan and laugh with just how silly and predictable the joke is. A perfectly timed dad joke is all you need to fill the room with palpable embarrassment and make any occasion just silly and fun. So, whether you’re actually a dad with a corny sense of humor or just someone who likes telling jokes at parties for a quick chuckle, the following are a few cool dad jokes in specific categories that are perfect for any occasion!
Food Related Dad Jokes
Who doesn’t enjoy a good food pun or joke? These are great at holiday parties around the dinner table or at a restaurant while waiting for the food to come. Just be warned though! These jokes may cause your friends and family to immediately throw their water at you because of just how corny they can be.
1. How does breakfast cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Great joke while actually waiting for the check at a restaurant
2. Do you know about the ghost that loves fruits? Yea, he always eats boo-beries.
The ghost needs to leave; so let that man-go
3. What happened to the egg after he told a dad joke? He made himself crack up.
Breakfast just got cornier.
4. Hey, I’m going to tell you a secret about jelly. Just make sure not to spread it!
But this joke is definitely going to spread some joy.
5. There’s a new diet involving shrimp and seafood. It’s when you see food and eat it.
If that’s the case, most people consider all food as seafood.
6. I heard there’s a new shoe made of ripe bananas. They call it a slipper!
Seems like high quality, biodegradable fashion.
Dad Jokes That Are So Cheesy, They’re Actually Cool
There are some dad jokes that instantly lead to face palms and groans. Luckily, that’s the whole point of a well timed dad joke. Save these in your back pocket for your next get-together to really get the party started on the right foot!
1. Did you know I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It was so interesting that I just couldn’t put it down!
2. I’m so sad I paid so much money for this brand new belt that I don’t even wear. It’s such a “waist!”
3. When I was younger I hated having facial hair. But now it really has grown on me!
4. I get along with all the letters of the alphabet, but I just don’t know Y.
5. I don’t trust the elevator in the mall. It’s always up to something.
6. The nurses alway run out of red crayons, probably because they’re always drawing blood.
7. Last night, I burned 700 calories. The secret is to just leave the pizza in the oven!
Conclusion
Now you have a few amazing dad jokes, but be careful. These jokes may lead to everyone in the room instantly wanting to kick you out. Use this power responsibly!