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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught one, eh?"
Two long time golfers were standing at the 3rd tee overlooking the river.
One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain."
Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
Bill goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"
Bill says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Jim hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."
Bill's wife says, "That's terrible!"
Bill says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Jim, hit the ball, drag Jim, hit the ball, drag Jim. . ."
How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
girlfriend?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup!
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