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How can you tell a Mexican neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.
Clinton is on the beach at Martha's Vinyard and finds an old bottle washed ashore. When the President opens it and a Genie snakes out.
Genie: Hi Bill. I'm a very weak genie, so I can only grant you one wish--it had better be easy if you want me to do it.
Clinton: I pray for world peace. Give me that.
Genie: That's a little hard, give me something easier.
Clinton: Make Hillary into the most beautiful woman in the world?
Genie: World peace it is.
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan,
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
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