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"Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice." - Conan O'Brien
Tali-ban
There is a deodorant called (tali) ban. because YOU are a
stinking terrorist!
It is Osama strength, and comes in a new goat scent. made for
camels, but fit for an asshole.
Clinton
Knock Knock. . .
Who's there?
Monica. . .
Monica Who?
Very good Mr. President just like we practiced! Now lets go to
that Press Meeting.
The Canadian government is going to help America with the war
on terrorism. They have pledged 2 of their biggest battle
ships, 6000 ground troops and 6 fighter jets.
Unfortunately, after the exchange rate conversion, we
ended up with 2 canoes, 1 Mountie, and some flying
squirrels.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
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