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The Oil Shortage
There are a lot of people who can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in America.
Well, there's a very simple answer:
We couldn't check it out...
All the dipsticks...are in Washington, DC!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amahl.
The other goes to a family in Puerto Rico; they name him Juan.
Many years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mom.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she wishes
she also had a picture of Amahl.
Her husband responds, "But they're twins -
if you've see Juan, you've seen Amahl."
Cuban National Anthem
Row row your boat...Cuban refugee...if you paddle hard enough...you'll make it to the Keys...
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul-up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil who acknowledged the error. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem. The next day, the Pope was sent off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down. They stopped to chat.
"Sorry about the mix-up" said the Pope. "Though I''m really excited about going to heaven."
"Why''s that?"
"I''ve always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
"You''re about a day late."
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