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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears.
“I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed, “but what happened to your other ear?”
“The SOB called back!!”
A blonde wakes up in the morning to a huge rumble in her tummy. She walks down stairs into the pantry. She has a choice of Trix, Lucky Charms, Raisin Bran, or Cheerio's. So she takes out the Cheerio's and pours out a bowl of them. She says " OH Wow! doughnut seeds!"
This blonde goes to the doctor complaining of headaches. Noticing she hasn't taken off her headphones at all during the exam, he suggests they may be the cause of her headaches.
He tells her to take them off. "Oh, no. I just couldn't," she says, "without them, I'd surely die." "Oh, come now," the doctor says, "let me help you." And he pulls them off her head.
Sure enough, moments later, she is dead on the floor. Curious, he picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."
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