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The airline lost his trunk !
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out
two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached
out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's
gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed
out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring
at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?
Six year-old Little Johnny walked into a saloon and said to the barmaid, "Give me a Scotch on the rocks."
"You're just a kid," said the barmaid. "Do you want to get me in trouble?"
"Maybe in a couple of years," replied Little Johnny. "But in the meantime, I'd still like that Scotch."
A FLEE!
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
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