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Moonshine
Category: Redneck Jokes
A hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and
a shotgun in the other. He stopped a man on the street, saying to
him: "Here friend, take a drink outa my jug."
The man protested, saying he never drank. The hillbilly leveled his
shotgun at the stranger and commanded: "Drink!"
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed. "Gad!
That's awful stuff you've got there."
"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly. "Now, you hold the gun
on me while I take a swig."
Joke added at 16.09.2004 15:11 by Jeannie
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