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You may be a Redneck if . . .
Category: Redneck Jokes
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.
Your TV gets 501 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.
You know how to milk a goat.
Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.
Joke added at 25.01.2005 15:27 by Bubba
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