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Nuts
Category: Animal Jokes
A man, Ben, and his friend Jake went out hunting. This was Jake’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Ben’s lead.
Ben saw a small herd of deer and told Jake to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Ben heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Jake what had happened.
Jake said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Ben asked, exasperated. "Well," Jake continued, "two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""
Joke added at 01.03.2006 14:43 by Benny
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