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Clinton and Quayle
Category: Political Jokes
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and
President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses
them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they
come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're
in the fabled Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known
for granting people their wishes.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"
Joke added at 23.03.2006 14:35 by Jimmy B
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