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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a alligator and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I’ll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the alligator says "And I’ll have a Whiskey Sour." The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That’s incredible; I’ve never seen a alligator that could talk!" And the guy says "He can’t, the chicken is a ventriloquist."
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